Gho Chi

Gho Chi

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Chinese Jews

Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai

"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.

Ini Baru Bahasa Inggris!

Pianist

Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Nadine.
Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Nadine bengong. "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play = Bukan main."

Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah.
"Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan."
"Your granny (Mbahmu). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok.
(Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)"
Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk).

But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan) .
I just want a meal together."
"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Tukidjo tambah gemes.
"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo.
Be wrong a little is OK toch.?"
Nadine cuman senyum kecil. "I would love to, but ..."

"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin
kamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Wakidjan ramah.
"Different river,maybe (Lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok
(Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)."

Setelah Nadine pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dengan sebal.
"Disturbing aja sih, Djo.
Does the language belong to your ancestor
(Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"
Tukidjo cari kalimat penutup. "Just itchy Djan, because you speak
English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya
kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).
Wakidjan cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati, "His name is also effort."
(Namanya juga usaha)